"This dude is super reliable, he hasn't missed a meal, in like, as long as I can remember."

"Goes above and beyond. One time he took me to get X-rays because I was being dramatic but turned out I just had bad gas. He never complained about it, even after paying that bill."

"He never loses his cool, even after I've brought my 4th or 5th chipmunk into the house that gets stuck under the dishwasher."